It’s award season again.
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I have been nominated for the Sexy Blogger Award by SnarkySnatch, whose level of sexiness is way beyond mine; plus she’s funny. Trust me, if you ever get the choice, go with the Snatch; I mean, just look at this. The woman clearly wants to meet a new friend.
Here are the rules of the Sexy Blogger Award:
1. Post 5 sexy suggestions.
2. Post a link to your sexiest blog post.
3. Nominate 5 other sexy bloggers.
4. Let your nominees know they’re sexy.
Post 5 sexy suggestions
So, after a lifetime of seduction success, here are 5 tips for sexy behavior that will make beautiful women want to have sex with you:
- Ladies like it when you act nice to them in front of people.
- Ladies like it when you shower and shave before a date, except sometimes they like it better if you don’t.
- Ladies like it when you do foreplay.
- Ladies like it when you do oral sex.
- Ladies like it when you hand them a warm washcloth afterwards.
Post a link to your sexiest blog post
I don’t know my sexiest blog, but one that tied for most “likes” is this one.
Nominate 5 other sexy bloggers
Out of the infinite possibilities, I nominate these 5 to carry on the tradition:
- For restrained poetry that is erotic without descending to my smutty level of graphic let’s face it pornography: Body, Remember.
- For outlining a plan to bring down the divorce rate through shameless photography and monogamous sex: SexualLifeofAWife.
- A joint award to H.H. and Lola, for their frank exploration and curiosity: MySexLifeWithLola.
- For showing in words and pictures how crazy married sex can be done: Anisa at 10yearsin
- For going beyond shameless all the way to proud: Sass Delaney
There are about a billion people I’m missing, but these are all deserving of a chance to get on another spam list.
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Well deserved!
As was yours.
Huh? I’ve not received this one, luv … LOL.
Yeah you have. You have to scroll almost all the way to the bottom.
http://snarkysnatch.wordpress.com/2012/05/06/on-a-scale-of-1-kegel-balls-flying-out-of-your-vagina-like-a-slot-machine-in-front-of-your-father-how-embarrassing-was-your-morning/
LOL … I totally missed that! Wow … I’m feeling quite sexy now
Crazy married sex, eh? Hmmm. Yeah, I guess that’s apt. Thanks, Theo. You’re a total BILF.
I don’t want to devote too much time to coming up with new -ILF acronyms, but you’re one too, for sure.
Ah, thank you Theo – I am indeed honored!
Mmmm, I’ve never been handed a warm washcloth afterwards… Is that for your hands or down below.. Or maybe your face? ; )
I’m sure someone who is a member of the British aristocracy can back me up on this. A gentleman always washes his own face and privates, and offers a cloth to the lady, in case she wants to roll over and go to sleep un-sticky, without getting up to shower.
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Theo Congrats luv!!! Hey, I am doing a piece on Analingus. I would love some commentary from you on the subject. The more erotic the better. If you have any thoughts or if your readers have anything they would like to contribute.. please email me via SnarkySnatch@yahoo.com. Congrats again on being such a tasty wank biscuit of a blogger.
Is this going to make me the go-to guy everytime Good Morning America does a Rimming in America segment?
Aren’t you already?
Congratulations on your award! My husband always gets a wash cloth for me. He’s a true gentleman
See what regular church attendance when you’re young will do for you?
Congrats!
Thanks, ee. You may be next.
Ooh you’ve made my day just with the possibility! I’ll have to get on top of some more posts so maybe I’ll be more deserving next time
Thank you Theo. We are very honored to have been given this award and more honored that it came from you.
Yours,
HH & Lo
Well you 2 are making the blogoshpere a hotter and more interesting place, so you definitely deserve it.